* I don’t go to her site because my evil identical twin, Preston, might pop out of my computer and punch me in the face. I’m waiting for screenshots, people. Someone send me a screenshot!
STALKER HELP NEEDED!
— Chief Berkihiser?
— This is Ronald Preston Harper, Jr. I’m sure you’ve heard of me, sir! Preston is my middle name!
— Um, no! Is there a reason I should know you?
— I was an investigative reporter 18 years ago and I hate the police.
— Then why are you calling me?
— I have blocked a woman on Facebook but she still reads my page. Can you arrest her?
—- No. It’s Facebook son. Grow the hell up!
To be continued…
STEDMAN IS A LIAR!
From the LNP article, “Lancaster County DA: $150,000 missing in alleged ‘internal theft’, attorney general to investigate,” (click here).
As noted here yesterday, former DA Craig Stedman and his “spokesman,” Brett Hambright, lied and lied to the public about this. And now liar Stedman is a Lancaster County Judge! Simply unbelievable!
Please check back later today.