“I’m just calling to tell you how totally pathetic your Sunday paper is. It is so devoid of news that if there was a legal definition of a newspaper, you would be arrested. As far as the newspaper, you people found a way to take the news out of the newspaper and created an advertising journal, social register …
“Thanks to you, I tore my subscription up and it will not be renewed.”
Sunday News Editor “Marvelous” Marv Adams quoting a caller today in his column, “An arresting development,” (click here).
Oh, that is classic! Marv’s big comeback:
I sincerely wish you a very Merry Christmas.
Do you think Marvelous Marv is really being very sincere? What if the caller wasn’t Christian? Shouldn’t Marv have said:
I sincerely wish you very Happy Holidays?
Oh, happy Sunday! Please check back later today.
[Editor’s note: Marvelous Marv is now the first individual to have his or her own news “category.” It’s my present to you over the holidays, Marv!]