Category Archives: Marvelous Marv

— * YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!

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—  I am watching Attorney General Jeff Sessions testify before the Senate this afternoon. LIP News will be back tomorrow. MORE THAN A “SNAG?”         The headline from Page A-3 of today’s LNP print edition and posted online as an … Continue reading

*** – ** – * POLITE DESERVES BETTER!

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GET IT RIGHT! ***  Savilla Stoltzfus is jailed on $1 million bail after a Bucks County judge refused her lawyers’ request for a bail reduction Friday. The judge set a July 14 bail hearing. From the Associated Press article on Lancaster … Continue reading

* UPDATED – THEY ALWAYS COME BACK?

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*     I leave believing that local newspapers have a good future, both in print and online.      Warren Buffett, the famed investor who has been buying newspapers, recently said:      “There is no substitute for a local newspaper that is … Continue reading

THE TOP TEN!

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 WORST OF THE WORST!      This is taking longer than expected!  Today, the names of the top ten worst in Lancaster in 2012, with the full details and pictures coming tomorrow along with the two honorary mentions in this worst of the … Continue reading

LNP IS SCREWING YOU?

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HOW BIG IS IT?      Marvelous Marv tells us you’re getting the Thanksgiving paper whether you want it or not! Cough up that $1.75!          Could someone explain to Marv the difference between “investigative reporting” and “in-depth reporting?” Please! … Continue reading

THE POLICE & LNP CHOKE!

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 GAFF!      Well, Marvelous Marv (the editor of all LNP print editions) and Tom Murse (the new digital/online editor) are not doing well this morning.  Today’s eEdition is not up.  They have apparently gone back to “text enhancer” ads – words … Continue reading

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NOTHING IS COVERED!        Sunday News, NOTHING regarding shooting, however $233 in coupons and good ole Marv is now print editor for all of our papers.  Counted 8 lights on at the convention monstrosity, a good laugh for 5:45 am on … Continue reading

ARE THEY CONCERNED?

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SHARPEST CRITIC?      We wonder if they understand how uncertain is their survival even as an Internet site.  It would not take that large of an investment over the next few years for NewsLanc.com to provide local and sports coverage … Continue reading

PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH?

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AN INCREDIBLY OFFENSIVE STATEMENT!                                                                  Gil Smart                                                           Eric Dommel      “…And it means a return to robust coverage of Pennsylvania Dutch life and culture, which remains the heart of Lancaster County culture and values.” From today’s Sunday … Continue reading

ERNIE LIED TO US!

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                                   MISSING MONEY,                                       A MURDER &                                A DISAPPEARANCE?          Please see the story immediately below and the below masthead of today’s Sunday News.  Yesterday’s paper clearly stated you could “save $334.70 in tomorrow’s Sunday News!”  Today is Sunday … Continue reading

OR JUST DEAD?

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DEAD BROKE?     Is this front page headline in today’s Sunday News about the Lancaster Newspapers? No, it’s an awful pun about a cemetery! Talk about tasteless!     On top of that, we have to see the dreadful and frightfully … Continue reading

LET THEM READ CRAP!

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I DON’T LIKE THEM! Marv “No News” Adams     “We don’t need no stinking news,” Marv Adams told the reporters in the Sunday News newsroom yesterday afternoon. “We‘re better than that,” he continued. “We have our hotel to save! We’ve … Continue reading

COMMON SENSE & DECENCY MISSING!

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FIRES IN CITY ARE ON DECLINE Today’s front page Sunday News headline and article by Gil Smart (click here).     When do you have the common sense and decency to yank a prepared story like this? Two days after an … Continue reading

BOOB TUBE?

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MARV IS BUMPED!     The editor’s column does not appear today to allow room for readers to comment on last Sunday’s announcement that TV Week will no longer be published. The last TV Week was published last Sunday. From today’s … Continue reading

* UPDATED – THEFT BY DECEPTION & LIES!

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* We recommend that Adams take a month vacation and clear his mind. His comments in today’s edition are neither representative nor worthy of him. NewsLanc.com, “Is the Sunday News is reverting to its sordid recent past?” (click here).     … Continue reading

NOT A SINGLE AWARD!

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TERRIBLE JOURNALISM!        The Lancaster Sunday News and their reporters did not win a single Keystone Press Award (click here) or an Associated Press Managing Editor’s Award (click here) this year. Not one.     I was going to cover this … Continue reading

AND HE’S NOT VERY GOOD AT IT!

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IT’S HIS JOB!     “Chief says police will catch killer” is this morning’s huge front page headline in the print edition of the Intell/New Era.     Well, that’s his job! Let’s get on it Chief, and arrest this killer!     … Continue reading

SHUT IT DOWN, NOW!

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VERY FEW OPTIONS!         “The number of events held at the Penn Square meeting center is well within industry standards and the number is growing.”     What the F does that mean? The standard in the CC industry is FAILURE. … Continue reading

NATIONAL ATTENTION NEEDED!

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MURDERS OF WOMEN!     The only way the unsolved murders of women in Lancaster County will ever be solved is if somehow national attention is attracted. A comment in under “A HORSE’S ASS!” below on this site.     Wow! I … Continue reading

MARV ADAMS & LNP…

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                  UNHEARD OF LOWS!     If Marv Adams were in the House or Senate, he’d be brought up before the Ethics Committee and kicked out. It is shocking and disgraceful what this man is doing in the name of journalism. … Continue reading

A HORSE’S ASS!

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              Few ‘nay’-sayers on this day     Well, isn’t that cute! Today’s paper has a big picture of horses frolicking in a meadow and the above headline (click here).     Whenever I hear the word, “naysayer,” I think of Sunday … Continue reading

GOOD JUDGMENT AND DISCRETION?

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“KILL THE POLICE”       The Lancaster Newspapers won’t hire minorities but Sunday News editor, Marv Adams, hired this freak!     You think that’s cruel? That is a fish hook coming out of her lip and hold on – there’s … Continue reading

WE NEED THE FACTS…

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AND THEN WE MUST ACT!     For our sidewalk sweeping crew, contracted through SGI [Service Group Inc.], we currently have 2 full-time individuals, both male, one Hispanic, one Caucasian; and one part-time male, African-American. For our bicycle patrol, contracted through … Continue reading

PIMPING FOR THE DA!

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JACK & MARV!     With all these different articles about court reform, is there a comparison to other counties? Posted on the LancTalk.com forum under today’s article, “ARD program cuts caseload for courts.”     No, there are no comparisons. This … Continue reading

SLUTS IN THE COURTHOUSE?

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                     Thanks, Harl, from LancTalk.com!                    Do you think Jack and Marv will join?                         Please check back later today!