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SNOWED! HINT - BUY A BOTTLE, TOO!
Posted on February 4th, 2010 36 commentsYIKES AMIGHTY!
Okay, folks, you guessed it: a big storm is a brewing to be followed by another one on Tuesday! Yikes, amighty! I need to fill the fridge and buy some beer! I’ll be here this evening if anyone would like to chat – about the weather, that slut Angie, her rottweiler lawyer or her tail between his legs, pathetic husband, Randy, or how to get your neighbor to shovel your walk and clean off your car without giving all your beer away!
Now, out of my way and let me at those eggs…
36 responses to “SNOWED! HINT - BUY A BOTTLE, TOO!”
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chingching February 4th, 2010 at 16:51
…the slut Angie, her rottweiler lawyer or her tail between his legs pathetic husband Randy…
Aren’t you taking this a bit too far? Yes, you are entitled to your opinion, but show a little common decency toward her husband. The only two people who really know what’s going on in a marriage are the husband and wife.
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Oh, for heaven’s sake. Take a deep breath and calm down. Randy is a pansy and I have met the rottweiler and it wasn’t a happy experience.
P.S. I’m happy to say Ms. Rottweiler is scared of me!
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Anonymous February 4th, 2010 at 19:32
lol….he knew nothing about what went on.He didn’t know anything till the cops came calling in cape may,then she had some explaining to do.It was all mikes fault,remember.
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I would like to report that I am home from my shopping expedition. I have enough food for a month! Although I am worried that two pounds of cheese might not be enough.
And there was a small problem in the egg isle. The police were called - I have no idea why. She grabbed the eggs right out of my hand! What was I to do? I guess you can’t cook eggs that have been on someone’s face? Sigh. The police were very understandiing but they took the last two dozen. Oh well, I got my eggs!
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Glad to hear you survived the store Becky…lol… gosh only 2lbs. of cheese I heard your having a blizzard down there…. I hope you got a couple of cases of beer girl
you may need it for the neighbers for shoveling you out…. Them damd cops took the last of the eggs… shame on them… 
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No one wants to know how I got my eggs?
Fine - I won’t tell and none of you will know the secret. Take that! -
come on Becky Im here … pleeezzzzz tell
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Thank you, Hill. I know the two pounds of cheese have a lot of people worried…
The secret is - you look for a full cart and a family with at least three kids. You stalk them. You wait for the opening. They have their eggs in the top shelf, of course. When mom and dad are chasing the kids, you take their eggs. Simple, huh? I have three dozen - I’m worried it may not be enough.
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Your Bad very Bad… now that mom needed those eggs for her children…. shame on you!!! I wouldn’t even do that
but if it was a bottle of wine or some beer…Yup I would do it…. . -
They had a full cart, Hill! She can feed those kids oatmeal. Hey, when a blizzard is on the way - it’s everyone for themselves! Did I mention I have three dozen?
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You can make some EGG MC MUFFINS… No need to hit Mc Donald’s…. and eggs wit some cup Cheese drizzled over them like eggs benadict and play Mafia Wars on facebook !!!!
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Did you see they have a BIG MAC wrap now….OMG…. I will never see or eat another Big Mac after seeing her picture… Scary…
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Now that sounds like a plan except I don’t have any English muffins. Sigh! It’s back to the store toimorrow. I might buy some more cheese just to be safe… What is this cup cheese you talk about?
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Whose picture? Beach Nut? Lord have mercy!
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Big Mac’s that woman that’s a loser on ya know trashback…. hooting it up in Vegas on our taxpayers $$$$$… Oh yes Beachnuts picture looks like a Mug shot…. scary too…
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Oh, gosh, Hill! I’m embarassed. Yes BigMac is in warm Vegas on our $$$$. How could I forget? I bet she has some beer and a bottle! And maybe some pills and maybe… oh, well, you know…
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Hill
Your comment is awaiting moderation. February 4th, 2010 at 22:01Did you see they have a BIG MAC wrap now….OMG…. I will never see or eat another Big Mac after seeing her picture… Scary… .
Becky now aren’t you posting all my comments… … -
If I write something nice about her tomorrow do you think she would invite us and pay for it with her welfare money? Vegas is in my sights!
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How the heck can you find something nice about her…. gosh wish ya lots of luck….
. But I’ll hang with ya too…. I see $$$$$$$$$$ in our future . -
I’ll dig my deepest Hill. I will have a whole snowed in weekend to think about this. I will think of something nice to say. Vegas, watch out! Here we come.
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P.S. I also hear it’s easier to lift eggs from people’s carts in Vegas! They don’t need three kids! Just two drunks going to the wedding chapel and buying their breakfast. Happy day!
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Yup Im already for the snow was at the store too today but I forgot Eggs…. I must go back for some…. Im thinking OH yes the superbowl Is Sunday too… so who are ya for the saints or the colts?
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You can never have too many eggs, Hill! I don’t know why but it is a necessity.
I am for the Saints! Who wouldn’t be? How could you be against them? Their name is Saints afterall. Think about this, Hill!
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OH NO here’s where we clash…. Im for the Colts…. but … I won’t bash the Saints too bad… I’ll give ya a break… … IM Tinking Becky…
. Really…. Hey that slut cut on here almost makes a person sick looking at her… Can’t ya post some more Levi Pictures? . -
I’ve had several people tell me the picture made them ill. I feel so bad!
One can never have too many pictures of Levi. And he’s from Alaska! Do you think he might shovel my walk and clean off my car? I bet my eggs would sizzle on his chest. Blush!
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Grabs a bucket to throw up in…. I sure don’t see anything good looking about her must be good in the sack… lol.. He’s a Hottie maybe invite him down Im sure he would shovel your snow!!!! Tell him some sweet little white lies on how you got your eggs and how you’ll cook them up …. next thing You’ll publish the first book on Levi… Happy Day..
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Hill, I’ve been sending Levi sweet little white lies for months! He’s sure to show up any day now! I will cook him some eggs!
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Ok Becky I’ll stay in contact with ya just in case he does come a knocking…. sorry but I’ll be down even in the snow that were not getting.. ( get it)…
. Off to Farmtown for me Have a great night Im sure your dreams will keep ya warm/hot tonight…. What a Hoot . Cya -
You have a good one too. I go to bed with dreams of Levi! Come on snow!
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boomie February 5th, 2010 at 07:23
Oh Gawd…not more jokes about milk, eggs and bread on a snow is coming thread.
It has been done to death. No longer witty, funny, clever.
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Sorry!
It seems like the topic of the day. Big storm coming. Nothing to do but stock the pantry and wait…. -
Gasp! I don’t have candles! Should I get candles?
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Just saw the weather Becky, Yup get candles( in case Levi shows up )… Then make sure you fill the tub wit water in case the electric does go off at least you can flush wit that water… Also I have heard of People filling their washers up too also get BATTERIES for a radio… They say fill up the car wit gas… not sure why on this one… and by all means I think you need more EGGS….
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Hill, very spot on with the candles! They have been purchased!
You keep your gas tank full because if you get stuck on an interstate or slide off the road into a ditch - you can keep the car running periodically to keep warm and continue on with your trip if possible. Seriously, don’t leave home in this mess without a full tank of gas!
And thank you for the advice on eggs! Can I freeze them if I don’t use them all?
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HEHE Becky I found a site for Big Mac On facebook… called.. You’re on welfare? Im glad to see you can afford cigarettes. Just had to think of her when I joined this group but they should have added booze and poker playing…lol…
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cinnamon February 6th, 2010 at 16:20
I joined that group too Hill ! LOL
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