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  • AS TRASHBACK CHURNS - PART 15

    Posted on January 26th, 2010 Becky 72 comments

    *** BREAKING NEWS ***

       

    BIGMAC BANNED AGAIN!

       

        BigMac was banned from the Lancaster Online Trashback forum today.      

        Her roommate in Lititz came on to post and said:

        yes she was banned……at her request.

        But within a minute, the roommate went over to the “Word Association” thread where the last word posted was “demon” and she proceeded to post “Becky Holzinger” below it.  I wonder who that could be - and I thought you could only use one word!  I think that’s breaking the rules. 

        And it seems BigMac hasn’t entirely had her fill of forums because she immediately went to DenverPaOnline.com and signed up!  That site has been inactive since Beach Nut and her multiple personalities chased everyone away.

        How is a serious journalist supposed to keep up with all of this?  What about the grand Trashback gala?  Is it on?  Is it off?  This comes just as I was rethinking my outfit!

        Please stay tuned for updates on “As Trashback Churns!”  Lord have mercy on us hardworking journalists!

    General News, Lancaster Newspapers
     

    72 responses to “AS TRASHBACK CHURNS - PART 15”

    1. friend13 January 26th, 2010 at 17:12

      Oh please, why would she request to be banned? She lives and breathes and ignores her son for that site!!!

      Keep an eye out for a new member on there Becky, I’m guessing she’ll only discuss alcohol, poker and “homeschooling”. Shouldn’t be too hard to figure out LOL

    2. Becky January 26th, 2010 at 17:14

      She might trash some minorities too for being on welfare! ;-)

    3. friend13 January 26th, 2010 at 17:18

      Absolutely!

    4. Anonymous January 26th, 2010 at 17:36

      Ha ha Girls just wanna have fun !! Horrors !! Banned ?? As in temporary or for good ? As trashback turns is funny as hell. I love it !

    5. Becky January 26th, 2010 at 17:41

      No one knows but the BigMac and her nearest and dearest! But one way or another, she will be back. Count on it! They always come back. )))) shudders ((((

    6. persona non gratin January 26th, 2010 at 19:08

      And I thought TNT was where all the drama was.

    7. Becky January 26th, 2010 at 19:14

      You were wrong! It is daily multiple doses of major drama on As Trashback Churns. :-)

    8. Becky January 26th, 2010 at 19:26

      I just have to add that the signup on Denver is just too strange to fathom! What was her thought process? Will she bring Chance and ceejay with her? Will they have three-way conversations about trolls, poker, jello-wrastling, homeschooling and the Roseboro case? Will they plan a grand gala in Denver? Inquiring minds really, really want to know!

    9. Hill January 26th, 2010 at 19:27

      Becky, Now really why would a person ban their self… What a hoot….I think she’s full of crap…. Now her and proudless ,and sally speaks, pabeachnut,and what ever other personalities that Proudtobefromdenver is sporting these days..They Can have a whole worthless site to their selves… Why didn’t she pick Lititz or Ephrata on line since her other half lives in Lititz…. Maybe Jesse will be at the Red carpet Gala too he can drive her in in his Lincoln with beachnut,,,,lol…

    10. Becky January 26th, 2010 at 19:30

      LOL! Now that would be a sight to behold! Do you think Jesse knows a celebrity (of sorts) has signed up on his site? Do you think he’s spit polishing the Lincoln?

    11. Hill January 26th, 2010 at 19:48

      Im sure he is shining up my pole that I was going to use when he was going to escort us to the Roseboro trial…. OMG Big Mac and my pole now that would be a site to see,,, :) .

    12. Concerned January 26th, 2010 at 20:14

      Wow! speechless I am! I thought she was the proverbial mascot for that site. How does one ban themselves?

      Bigmac: “Um, hi, Lancaster Newspapers, could I please speak with the webmaster? Thanks.

      LNP: “Yes ma’am, please hold.” (elevator music playing, bigmac tapping toes and humming along with the Chariots of Fire theme song. Whistling, and then….)

      LNP Webmaster: “[Amish voice] Hellu, this Emanual can I help you now uncet then awhile.”

      Bigmac: “Yeah, um….[ditsy pause]… hi…um….[more ditsy pause]… um, hold on…[cough, clearing throat], I’d like to ban myself please…

      LNP Webmaster: “Ewww nnooooo, how’s that?”

      Bigmac: “I’d like to, um…. [ditsy pause, -slurp, slurp, guzzle beer] ban myself from the talkback forum.”

      LNP Webmaster: “You’d say youts want to ban youself then?”

      Bigmac: “huh?”

      LNP Webmaster: “I dun’t tink I understand you new upmuebm bo bo dutchappleshooflypie’um [I'm imitating a dutch voice no one can understand]

      Bigmac: “Ban me! Baannnn me “B” “A” “N” me, you understand!?

      LNP Webmaster: “Ooohhh!!! Ban you then?! Otay, why’s that?”

      Bigmac: “[crying] because they pick on me and feel horrible, just horrible….. whoa is mee… I got Joshywashy banned for no other reason than because he was a liar!!!! A liar, I say!!!! A big fat, pants on fire, stick a needle in his I liar!!! He said he was Irish, and HE’S NOT…. I’m 1/10th on mother’s sister’s grandmother’s who lived across the street from uncle’s cousin’s brother’s house Irish, and I know Irish dammit!!! He’s not one of us!!! But he got banned and I feel, gosh, just awful…. golly gee molly. Would you put banned next to my name pllllleeeeeeezzzzze? [She ponders to herself, "wow! if it says I'm banned they'll feel sorry for me, they'll think someone is out to get me, they'll send me money... no wait... they'll send me pills..... no wait.... they'll send me beer.... no wait [she goes off subject in her head]“THE FLOP, MUST WAIT FOR THE FLOP, DON’T BET!!!! RIVER CARD!!!! RIIIIIVVVVVERRRRR CARD, “R” “I” “V” “E” “R” CARD…. CARD….. CARD…… RIVER CARD…… FLIPPPIN FLOPPPPING FRIVER FROCKIN CARDD…….) meanwhile……

      LNP Webmaster: “Hellluuuu, ma’am?”

      Big Mac: “YEAH [not making sense], ban my river card.”

      LNP Webmaster: “Um, youts ever tink about getting some help then?”

      Bigmac: “Just ban me!!!!! STick it up my booty and bann mee, you horse eatin mother…”
      —–she hangs up abruptly——

      LNP Webmaster: “whoa, she’ a strange one… she must like cup cheese then awhile now unct..”

      Banned herself, yeah right.

    13. Becky January 26th, 2010 at 20:33

      Geez, Concerned, you writing a screen play?

    14. Concerned January 26th, 2010 at 20:36

      Sorry, didn’t take my medication today :) In another goofy mood. Trying to have some fun before the wife comes home.

    15. Concerned January 26th, 2010 at 20:37

      SHE’S HERE!!!! RUN!!!! [where do I hide the laptop!!!!, she always says I'm on the computer too much, IT WON'T SHUT OFF!!!! OH GOD, HELP ME......]

    16. Hill January 26th, 2010 at 20:39

      Concerned That was so good Im crying tears of joy LMAO you really had that down….. Poor Macer,,,, :) .

    17. Becky January 26th, 2010 at 20:42

      LOL! I think I just found out who you are on Talkback! Now, I need to put everyone to work as I am not a member of the illustrious Trashback forum. Chance is denying she is Deb Fitzkee and this gets my goat. So can you check her profile and her posts from November 15, 2009. She sent this letter to the Sunday News about pigeon shoots http://articles.lancasteronline.com/local/4/245019 on that date and started a thread the same day on Talkback under “News” as Chance and saying she was the author and thanking Marv and talking about pigeon shoots again.

      I hate liars - and I think she’s a major one. Guess her boss isn’t happy she posts on Trashback all day. :-) If you find it, I’ll let you know who I think “Concerned” is on Trashback! ;-)

    18. Concerned January 26th, 2010 at 21:00

      You must have a crystal ball then [can I borrow it, gotta see if the wife is gonna give it up to night, the eight ball doesn't seem to be working]. I’ll tell you who I am flat out because I haven’t posted in a long time. Sending you an email.

    19. Becky January 26th, 2010 at 21:04

      You are a hoot! I just saw a post by someone poking the fire ants! I would never give up your Trashback identity and if you haven’t posted in a long time then it wasn’t you!

    20. Becky January 26th, 2010 at 21:09

      I just had a thought (gasp!) - maybe Chance is pretending to be Deb Fitzkee so she can sound important and actually doing some good in this world. Hmmm…. The plot thickens…

    21. Concerned January 26th, 2010 at 21:11

      Someone biting my line?! Which thread?! Isn’t that like a copyright violation or something?:)

    22. Becky January 26th, 2010 at 21:13

      I would sue! I just sent it to you in an email! Is that good or what?

    23. Concerned January 26th, 2010 at 21:19

      That is pretty good…. I’d never say yadda, yadda, yadda though :) . Too wimpy, and you already know how much of a tough guy I am.

    24. Becky January 26th, 2010 at 21:21

      Apparently your wife is allowing you to stay on the internet so you can tell people you aren’t wimpy? ;-) :-)

    25. Hill January 26th, 2010 at 21:23

      Yup I saw that post too Becky, I just figured they read your site and copied off it about the ants. You know the trashbackers are always on here… :) .

    26. Becky January 26th, 2010 at 21:24

      It’s like fire ants to honey, Hill! :-)

    27. Concerned January 26th, 2010 at 21:25

      She’s in the shower….. I promised her a back rub when the kids go to bed… when I promise to tickle her back or give her a back rub she just melts. Lately I’ve been giving so many that my hands are stronger than the California Governors.

    28. Becky January 26th, 2010 at 21:27

      Oh, I can’t take much more… :-) :-) The governor or the governator’s hands?

    29. Becky January 26th, 2010 at 21:31

      Hill, do you think we will have to gang up on Concerned?

    30. Concerned January 26th, 2010 at 21:33

      Just the hands, she doesn’t like the deep “I’ll be back” voice. And my muscles aren’t nearly as big… well…not the arm muscles at least. What’s under the speedo has been ruled Top Secret and for “Your eyes only.” :)

    31. Becky January 26th, 2010 at 21:36

      Okay, Hill, time to get this guy! LOL! Someone take his booze away, please! :-)

    32. Hill January 26th, 2010 at 21:37

      HEHE He’s quite the talker… and quite a charmer ……

    33. Becky January 26th, 2010 at 21:38

      Hill, don’t fall for the charm! I thought you were stronger than this! :-)

    34. Concerned January 26th, 2010 at 21:45

      Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! (blushing) back up there ladies… I’m Polish and German if that gives you any indications, trust me I’m not all that. The only reason my wife stays with me is because of my long tongue….

    35. Concerned January 26th, 2010 at 21:46

      The hands help too….

    36. Hill January 26th, 2010 at 21:49

      I think he thinks he’s on a dating site… It’s going to his head!!!!!

    37. Becky January 26th, 2010 at 21:49

      Um…Concerned I was talking about Hill and I taking you out to the shed in the back forty and whipping your butt with a tree limb. :-) Let’s keep it clean, now!

    38. Hill January 26th, 2010 at 21:49

      Time to get the gong out and gong him :) .

    39. Concerned January 26th, 2010 at 21:54

      Okay (looking down, pouting)

    40. Becky January 26th, 2010 at 21:56

      The sad, pathetic routine doesn’t work with us! Buck up and be a man! Did I just say that? Oh, my! I need a jello shooter!

    41. Hill January 26th, 2010 at 21:56

      http://gooong.com/ check that out just press the button the site…. :) .

    42. Becky January 26th, 2010 at 22:00

      Hehe!

    43. Concerned January 26th, 2010 at 22:01

      Okay fine, you asked for it: “BREAK THAT STICK OVER MY BOOTY GIRL!!! IT DOESN’T HURT. WHEN YOUR DONE YOU BETTER GET YOUR THAT TIGHT LITTLE BEHIND OF YOURS UPSTAIRS AND IN BED…. NOW!!!!”

    44. Hill January 26th, 2010 at 22:03

      Now Concerned Ya better behave on here Your messin wit too wild Chicks here!!! ya might have to asked to be banned…. hehe… :( .

    45. Becky January 26th, 2010 at 22:03

      Hmmmmmm…. Have you gone to Hill’s site? We’ll be waiting… Hill, how does he know I have a tight little behind? ;-) :-)

    46. Concerned January 26th, 2010 at 22:05

      And you thought the webcam was off… peekaboo

    47. Concerned January 26th, 2010 at 22:07

      I did, lol…. I didn’t know my speakers were turned all the way up, little one started screaming after it went off…. she was in bed. I’m waiting to hear the marching up the stairs from the Sargeant Major. :)

    48. Anonymous January 26th, 2010 at 22:10

      Flattery gets you everywhere ! LOL This is hysterical. I just peed ! Hahahaha

    49. Becky January 26th, 2010 at 22:14

      This Concerned has me very concerned! He is obviously not your normal resident of Lancaster County! An alien perhaps?

    50. Hill January 26th, 2010 at 22:15

      Did you serve the country Concerned, cause you are starting to sound like a Sergeant now? maybe that gong was too much for you…lol

    51. Concerned January 26th, 2010 at 22:16

      I can’t ban myself, Hill, this site is like crack (not plumber’s crack either). Once you try crack, you never go back.

    52. Concerned January 26th, 2010 at 22:20

      It was too much for me Hill, it went off and stood at attention: SIR YES SIR!!! Then I dropped and did fifty pushups (put a square root over that fifty and that’s closer to reality). I then wiped out my cannon (zip) for inspection: READY FOR INSPECTION MA’AM!!!

    53. Becky January 26th, 2010 at 22:21

      Hmmmm… I sense trouble! :-)

    54. Concerned January 26th, 2010 at 22:24

      Who? me? noooo… Maybe I should stop now, don’t want to pizz anyone off… I was just having fun, maybe got carried away.

    55. Becky January 26th, 2010 at 22:26

      As a Trashbacker likes to say (yes, there is one I actually like), “You ain’t from around here, are you son?”

    56. Hill January 26th, 2010 at 22:26

      Are you on crack lately, seems like your addicted to Lipnews ….. You sound alittle hyper…. maybe take a chill pill…. :) .

    57. Hill January 26th, 2010 at 22:29

      If he ain’t from around here where the heck is he from? has them Amish down pretty good…

    58. Concerned January 26th, 2010 at 22:30

      No, I’m not. If I had my choice I would prefer to go back to the Philadelphia area. I had a nice place in Malvern (not exactly Phila, but close enough for me). No disrespect to Lancasterians, it’s not that bad out here, people are friendly and the housing is pretty cheap, but it’s just not me. My wife, on the other hand, loves it here. She shops at Roots Farmers Market every Wednesday with the locals and has an absolute blast. She takes fifty bucks and comes back with more groceries than if she went to Giant.

    59. Concerned January 26th, 2010 at 22:34

      I’m from Tampa, Florida. Borned and raised. The sun baked my brain. I have a warped sense of humor, strange, I know, but yes I really do have a warped since of humor.

    60. Becky January 26th, 2010 at 22:34

      Has she been to the Green Dragon? Hill goes to the Dragon! Where the heck did that name come from?

    61. Hill January 26th, 2010 at 22:34

      What I thought Roots is tuesday??? HOURS: TUESDAY ONLY - April to Oct - 9 AM to 9 PM
      Nov. to March - 9 AM to 8 PM I smell a rat!!!!!

    62. Concerned January 26th, 2010 at 22:35

      Have to go now, have a good evening all, I had a blast…. thanks.

    63. Becky January 26th, 2010 at 22:35

      I’ve never met anyone from Tampa I have liked.

    64. Becky January 26th, 2010 at 22:36

      Have a good one! Come back and see us again! :-)

    65. Concerned January 26th, 2010 at 22:37

      Ok, last comment: Never heard of Green Dragon, is that a theme park like Dutch Wonderland (what a blast that place is -sarcasm-)? The kids love Dutchwonderland though. Okay now have to go….

    66. Becky January 26th, 2010 at 22:37

      I think you caught him, Hill! Went running with his tail between his legs!

    67. Hill January 26th, 2010 at 22:39

      Yeah Becky invite the serial killer back…LMAO…JK…. Have a good one… Night off to farmville and Mafia Wars… and ETC. :) .

    68. Concerned January 26th, 2010 at 22:40

      Your right it is Tuesdays, I stand corrected…. I think…. Oh gosh confused. She can only go once a week, I know that. [turn the computer off Concerned..... reaching for power off button...addicting!!!]

    69. Becky January 26th, 2010 at 22:40

      You don’t suppose someone would come on my site and pretend to be someone they aren’t? Oh, the horror! LOL! :-)

    70. Becky January 26th, 2010 at 22:42

      LOL Hill! Have a good one. Turning off the computer here too!

    71. Hill January 26th, 2010 at 22:42

      It was amusing to say the least…. :) .

    72. friend13 January 26th, 2010 at 23:42

      Oh my Concerned, I’m not only laughing and crying but you left me hiccuping like, ummm, bicmac on a daily bender!! LOL

      Just the thought of the amish webmaster got me going!! Great post :)

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