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  • * CUT IT OUT, LNP!

    Posted on September 29th, 2017 Becky 3 comments

    *   OMG! They have now made the barber story their lead story on Lancaster Online and they have made it an “insider” story to boot! Are they nuts?

    GROOMING?

    OR…

         You are the LNP managing editor for news and sports: What would you put on the front page of today’s print edition?
    —  A beloved restaurant, which LNP refers to as a “landmark,” and located right next to Central Market had a major fire yesterday causing $400,000 in damage and closing it for months.
    —  An Elizabethtown barber is retiring after six decades and you have a “folksy,” silly human interest story about him.
          What would you put on the front page?

     

    3 responses to “* CUT IT OUT, LNP!”

    1. Is LNP nuts???……what a rhetorical question….of course they are!!!

    2. 🙂 🙂

    3. You ask; “You are the LNP managing editor for news and sports: What would you put on the front page of today’s print edition?”

      Well. If I was a managing editor for LNP, that would mean I’d have to meet their standards in order to be hired for that position. So. I would have to have no skills in journalism. Too. I’d be an ass kissing shill for all things that would draw tourists to Lancaster City. I’d place happy snappy puff pieces above anything negative; shootings, stabbings, unsolved crimes, fires etc. Then I’d make sure the story was an “Insider” piece so the sheeple who signed up to read insider stories would have a feeling of belonging to the treehouse club.