* These are the three upcoming events listed on the Lancaster County Convention Center “Events Calendar,” (click here):
MAYOR GRAY: I WANT THE
TUKTUK TO BE MY LEGACY!
Photo from the October 2, 2010 LNP article by Gil Smart, “Trolley put on a side track – No money for study; streetcars in storage. Desire lacking?” (click here).
Stuhldreher Dick Nephin
— Pat, get me Dan on the line.
— But Mayor…
— Pat, just get him on the line – this is too important.
— Dan my man, this is Dick.
— The mayor of Lancaster you fool!
— Yes, Dick. How can I help you?
— Dan, I need another story on the Tuktuk. Remember when I wanted a trolley, Dan? I mean the city even bought one and parked it where the residents could see it every day. We wanted to put tracks in the streets and have a real trolley. Can you imagine the photos of people coming from the train station to the convention center in a trolley? Why, oh why didn’t anyone want it?
— The streets are bad enough already, mayor. When are you going to fix them? How much did that trolley cost and where is it now?
— No one needs to know that, Dan! That website NewsLanc.com said the trolley idea was the stupidest idea they had ever heard.
— Well, right behind the six-person Tuktuk, mayor.
— Dan, we need to save the Tuktuk! This will be my legacy as mayor – forget the damn poverty commission – I want the Tuktuk to be my legacy!
— You want a six-person, three wheeled vehicle to be your legacy, Mayor?
— Damn right, Dan. Now LNP does whatever I want because I got that racist, greedy, corrupt company millions of dollars for that white elephant of a con center! That’s how good of a lawyer I am and now I want a story!
— I don’t work there anymore, Mayor. You will have to contact Tim Stuhldreher, he took my place.
— Oh, I hate that butt kissing fool! I thought you were a mad butt kisser, Dan, but he’s ten times worse!
— That’s why LNP replaced me. He’s all you’ve got Mayor.
— Pat, get me that insane, butt kissing Tim Stuhldreher on the line. Tell him the Tuktuk is my legacy project. It’s the only way to save the con center! Demand a story now!
— Yes, Dick! I’ll dial him right now. Tim is that you…
To be continued and click here for the NewsLanc.com article, “Trolley Car Propaganda.”