LOCAL DATING SCAM ARTISTS!Posted on October 17th, 2012 4 comments
STEER CLEAR, LADIES!
[Editor's note: I had just finished this "light hearted" post when this shocking story went up on Lancaster Online, "Ex-McCaskey teacher sentenced 20-40 years for having sex with two students," (click here). This is unbelievable and outrageous! There will be much more tomorrow.]
Today, amid the posts on dog parks, the making of the movie, “Witness, their “bullying series,” and “Crimestoppers,” this was posted on the Lancaster City Police Facebook page, “RECOGNIZING AN ONLINE DATING SCAM ARTIST.”
No, I’m not kidding. It is very juvenile and if you want to read it you must go to their page to do so (click here). But I thought I would do them one better today! Yes, I am going to identify local dating scam artists you may well find on dating websites. Women, please pay close attention! If you find any of these men, stop immediately and call the District Attorney’s office as quickly as you can unless advised to do otherwise below.
This man is married but that has never been known to stop him! Rumor has it that he likes to engage in threesomes and also has serious anger management issues. Avoid at all costs!
J. RICHARD GRAY
This man is also married and easily recognizable by his ridiculous bowties. Please note that he cannot afford any more illegitimate children! He’s already paying dearly and being blackmailed by numerous parties. Absolutely steer clear!
Believe it or not, this matress salesman is running for Mayor! He is officially single but rumor has it that he is currently dating an unfortunate woman who met him on a dating website and he keeps her locked in his basement and plies her with booze to keep her quiet! Avoid this man at all costs!
RON HARPER, JR.
This man is a former community “watchdog” and he is separated but has taken the “watchdog” term just a bit too much to heart. He and his dorgi, Stella, have developed a very disturbing relationship and are never apart. He has become a true dog lover, if you know what I mean. If you spot him on a dating website, immediately call the Humane League rather than the District Attorney!
This man is married – but it’s the third time for both he and his wife and Marv has been known to cruise various houses of worship looking for unsuspecting females! He is a male chauvinist pig and has been known to ramble on about “volcanos in Pequea.” If you spot him on a dating website, call your minister immediately!
Do we really need to worry about this man getting a date on a dating website? However, he is a pathological liar and in denial of his own sexuality – so, if you spot him on a dating website, contact the site owners immediately!
This man is married with three children. Almost everything outrages him and he pretends to know a lot about everything. You may not need to worry – we understand Robert Field of NewsLanc has his head so far up Smart’s butt he can’t leave his seat to go on a date. However, if you should spot him, email Field immediately and let him know Smart is cheating on him!
Ladies, take this to heart and be safe out there on the wild, wild web!
4 responses to “LOCAL DATING SCAM ARTISTS!”
I wouldn’t mind a threesome as long as its two ladies and me. hehehe.
There has to be at least ONE female dating scam artist in Lancaster! C’mon Becky, equal time, equal time!
Hmmmm…. I’ll work on it huh?
For the record, this is the full “article” from the Police Facebook page:
RECOGNIZING AN ONLINE DATING SCAM ARTIST
Your online “date” may only be interested in your money if he or she:
- Presses you to leave the dating website you met through and to communicate using personal e-mail or instant messaging;
- Professes instant feelings of love;
- Sends you a photograph of himself or herself that looks like something from a glamour magazine;
- Claims to be from the U.S. and is traveling or working overseas;
- Makes plans to visit you but is then unable to do so because of a tragic event; or
- Asks for money for a variety of reasons (travel, medical emergencies, hotel bills, hospitals bills for child or other relative, visas or other official documents, losses from a financial setback or crime victimization).
One way to steer clear of these criminals all together is to stick to online dating websites with nationally known reputations.