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  • LET THEM READ CRAP!

    Posted on August 19th, 2012 Becky 1 comment

    I DON’T LIKE THEM!

    Marv “No News” Adams

        “We don’t need no stinking news,” Marv Adams told the reporters in the Sunday News newsroom yesterday afternoon. “We‘re better than that,” he continued. “We have our hotel to save! We’ve got old news nobody cares about to peddle. Let them read crap! You know I don‘t like our readers anyway!”
    Wow! Please check back later today…

     

    One response to “LET THEM READ CRAP!”

    1. My goodness,isn’t he special.