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  • BUT DOES HE OWN A BOWTIE?

    Posted on June 24th, 2012 Becky 1 comment

    HIGHLY SKILLED?

                         
        Understanding the importance of pre-planning, area entrepreneur and 2013 Mayoral Candidate Peter Ruggieri announces a liquor store run after work. “Having read in the local newspaper that liquor stores are closed on Sunday for the Easter holiday, I decided to schedule a liquor store run on Saturday. This way I’ll be sure to obtain necessary provisions while supporting the Commonwealth.” stated the Mayoral hopeful, “It is this type of pre-planning and pro-active scheduling skill I will bring to the City of Lancaster as their next Mayor”
    “Mayoral Candidate Plans Liquor Store Run,” (click here).
        Oh, joy! You can’t make this kind of stuff up!
    Please check back later today.

     

    One response to “BUT DOES HE OWN A BOWTIE?”

    1. Actually, there will be breaking news coming up shortly and this story will have to come later. I waited to open an email from the County Open Records Officer I received late Friday afternoon thinking it would be yet another runaround! Just opened it. Surprise! Bingo!